(October 1, 2018 at 2:52 pm)no one Wrote: Two blonds are walking through the woods. The come across some tracks.
First Blond: "These are deer tracks."
Second Blond "No silly, they are moose tracks."
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
My Uncle was killed when a train ran over his finger.
He was unlucky enough to be picking his nose at the time.