50 Shades of Grey for Seniors
Back and forth . . .
In and out . . .
In and out . . .
A little to the right . . .
A little to the left . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . .
Between her breasts . . .
And, trickling down the small of her back . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . .
With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards . . .
Forward then backward . . .
Again . . .
And again . . .
Her heart was pounding now . .
Her face was flushed . . .
She moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .
Finally . . .
Totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream . . .
“OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallel park. You do it!”
Back and forth . . .
In and out . . .
In and out . . .
A little to the right . . .
A little to the left . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . .
Between her breasts . . .
And, trickling down the small of her back . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy . . .
With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards . . .
Forward then backward . . .
Again . . .
And again . . .
Her heart was pounding now . .
Her face was flushed . . .
She moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . .
Finally . . .
Totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream . . .
“OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallel park. You do it!”
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.