To balance it out, here's a Hindu pun:
Due to all the walking he did, the soles of Gandhi's feet were like leather. Because of his strict vegetarian diet, he had notoriously bad breath. This means he was...
Boru
Due to all the walking he did, the soles of Gandhi's feet were like leather. Because of his strict vegetarian diet, he had notoriously bad breath. This means he was...
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson