Fella catches a leprechaun who agrees to grant the usual three wishes, but says that whatever the man asks for, his worst enemy in the world will get twice as much.
‘Fine,’ says the man. ‘I want a fifty room mansion and fifty beautiful women who will cater to my every whim.’
‘And for you third wish?’ asks the leprechaun.
‘I’d like ONE of my testicles to disappear.’
Boru
‘Fine,’ says the man. ‘I want a fifty room mansion and fifty beautiful women who will cater to my every whim.’
‘And for you third wish?’ asks the leprechaun.
‘I’d like ONE of my testicles to disappear.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson