RE: joke time
February 6, 2019 at 7:04 am
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2019 at 2:03 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Mick and Paddy were unemployed.
As they did every Friday they went down to the unemployment office to see if there were any jobs going.
Mick points to a poster on the wall, drawing Paddy's attention to it. The poster reads, "Tree fellers wanted. Excellent pay."
Mick says to Paddy, "I wouldn't trust a job that won't tell us what it involves."
Paddy replies, "They wouldn't take us anyway. Sure, there's only two of us, anyway!"
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Meanwhile, Rangi and Hemi, two Maori fellas are at the Post Office, also looking for jobs.
On a poster Rangi reads, "Two caucasian men wanted for armed robbery, murder, drug offences."
"Typical!" Rangi says to his mate, "Fucking white guys get all the best jobs!"
As they did every Friday they went down to the unemployment office to see if there were any jobs going.
Mick points to a poster on the wall, drawing Paddy's attention to it. The poster reads, "Tree fellers wanted. Excellent pay."
Mick says to Paddy, "I wouldn't trust a job that won't tell us what it involves."
Paddy replies, "They wouldn't take us anyway. Sure, there's only two of us, anyway!"
========================================
Meanwhile, Rangi and Hemi, two Maori fellas are at the Post Office, also looking for jobs.
On a poster Rangi reads, "Two caucasian men wanted for armed robbery, murder, drug offences."
"Typical!" Rangi says to his mate, "Fucking white guys get all the best jobs!"
Dying to live, living to die.