RE: joke time
February 26, 2019 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2019 at 6:19 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(February 26, 2019 at 6:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Friend: "I want you to kill my ex but make it look like an accident!"
Me: "Okay."
Crime scene scientist: "It looks like someone put a banana peel under his foot after he was beaten yo death with a crowbar.
Puts me in mind of smart answers to stupid questions:
'Did you shoot him?'
'No, officer. He was BORN with six bullet holes in his chest.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson