(March 13, 2019 at 2:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(March 13, 2019 at 2:14 pm)Divinity Wrote: My son-in-law (who is black) said this today, and got a good laugh from me:
"You know why I'm glad I videotaped the birth of my kids?"
"So you'll have the memories forever?"
"So I'll have some proof when they decide to run for President, and everyone is like "Where's the birth certificate? Where's the birth certificate? Can you prove you were born in America?" and they can be like "Bitch please, my daddy videotaped the whole thing."
You're lying. He'd not black, he is plaid!
He was born in Scotland. I"ve seen his skirt, and never mind his bigger bagpipes than mine. (Note to self: Did I think this, or type it?)
You typed it, more's the pity.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson