RE: joke time
March 30, 2019 at 4:29 pm
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2019 at 4:30 pm by chimp3.)
(March 29, 2019 at 10:10 pm)fredd bear Wrote:(March 29, 2019 at 2:56 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Has nobody heard of Minneapolis or Minnesota, or Mini of Micky and Minnie Mouse?
I'd say a 2 oz soda is very fucking Mini!
OK, I get' Minnesota" (Mini/ Minnie soda) but not "Minneapolis'"
Tangental: On Capri,I was once charged a couple of dollars for a 5oz bottle of coke. I kid you not.
There was a very small town in Arizona, Cleator. Population one. Mr Cleator had a little store where you could buy a cold soda. Middle of the desert, so a cold drink was very tempting. There was a counter with two stools , he would sit behind it. He would open the can for you and wait for you to take a sip. Then he would say "That'll be $5." What? Then he would say " If you sit down and talk to me I'll only charge you $.50" . So you did. Then he'd give you his spiel about developing the town.
So since this is a joke forum:
Why is an Arizona thunderstorm like sex?
It comes on with a lot of bluster, lasts about a minute, leaves a little wet spot behind.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!