To change the tone,I shall post my favourite joke:
Setting; A New York Bar, run by one Richard Downing.
Each night, promptly at 7.00, Dr George Brown, a dermatologist, stops in for a drink. He always has thing, an almond daiquiri .
This particular night, the bar tender has run out of almond. He substitutes the almond with hickory.
George takes a sip, and enquires; "Is this an almond daiquiri Dick?
The reply; No, that's a hickory daiquiri doc. boom boom.
Setting; A New York Bar, run by one Richard Downing.
Each night, promptly at 7.00, Dr George Brown, a dermatologist, stops in for a drink. He always has thing, an almond daiquiri .
This particular night, the bar tender has run out of almond. He substitutes the almond with hickory.
George takes a sip, and enquires; "Is this an almond daiquiri Dick?
The reply; No, that's a hickory daiquiri doc. boom boom.