Went to a costume party recently.
Guest: "What are you?"
Me, "I'm a harp."
Guest, "Your costume's too small to be a harp."
Me, "Are you calling me a lyre?"
Guest: "What are you?"
Me, "I'm a harp."
Guest, "Your costume's too small to be a harp."
Me, "Are you calling me a lyre?"
Dying to live, living to die.