(May 8, 2019 at 8:58 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:Quote:The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen".
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Following orders can be amusing...
I was in the service when urinalysis for drugs became the norm. I was off duty working on a motorcycle - when a 1st class I didn't know showed up and ordered me to the conference room building - where they were drug testing everyone.
There was a table with a chief a 1st and second class (female) were processing the paperwork. I filled out my paper - and was handed a bottle and told " fill this up".
Did I mention I'd had more than a few beers?
I proceeded to unzip and pull it out to "fill it up" - the chief screamed at me a "not here you asshole! Go use the bathroom !"
" Sorry chief- just following orders". [/grin]