True story
Years ago I dated a lady who had a latex allergy.
I was at the druggist picking up the natural sheepskin condoms.
There was a young couple, bewildered by the vast assortment displayed. The young lady - noting my selection- and the drastically higher price than the latex, inquired. -- "Are those expensive ones really better?"
Without missing a beat, I said-
"They're not for cheap fuckers".
Years ago I dated a lady who had a latex allergy.
I was at the druggist picking up the natural sheepskin condoms.
There was a young couple, bewildered by the vast assortment displayed. The young lady - noting my selection- and the drastically higher price than the latex, inquired. -- "Are those expensive ones really better?"
Without missing a beat, I said-
"They're not for cheap fuckers".