My shopping is the other way around. I can go to CostCo with a list and get asked about all the stuff I didn't bring home that wasn't on the list. Takes me 45 minutes, including driving time. The wife goes and comes back about 2 hours later with all kinds of stuff that's gonna rot before we get to it. I have a foot surgery coming up, (getting a neat little knee scooter instead of crutches!). I'm trying to get the scooter early so that I can rig it for carrying my food to the table. It's going to be a few weeks of no cooking, laundry or house cleaning for the old Fireball.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.