RE: joke time
June 11, 2019 at 6:53 pm
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2019 at 7:39 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(June 11, 2019 at 6:47 pm)chimp3 Wrote: A man sits down next to a woman on the commuter train. He starts a conversation. She says: "Every time you smile I want to invite you to my place". He says : "Oh, I take it you're single?". She says: "No, I'm a dentist".
A man gets into a lift with a woman in a hotel. As he turns around to face the door, his elbow accidentally knocks her boob.
Embarrassed, he says, "Madam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 516."
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