RE: joke time
July 4, 2019 at 7:49 pm
(This post was last modified: July 4, 2019 at 7:54 pm by Haipule.)
(July 4, 2019 at 6:20 pm)Cod Wrote:Middle WE-KNEE(July 4, 2019 at 5:45 pm)Haipule Wrote: I have a left knee, a right knee and a middle ???????????????????????????????????
Middlesex University degree?
Nancy Pelosi is suing the Stanford University Medical Center because, after her husbands recent surgery, he is no longer interested in sex. Stanford's reply: All we did was remove his cataracts so he could see better!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.