(July 21, 2019 at 8:38 pm)Haipule Wrote:(July 21, 2019 at 7:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote: President Trump awakens one Winter morning to discover someone has peed “Impeach Trump” in the snow. He calls the Secret Service to investigate.I've told that joke before here but is was Bill Clinton--Al Gore's urine and Hilary's handwriting. I think that joke originated with Jimmy Carter or Richard Nixon. Anyway, I think it's hilarious!
When they return, they tell the President that they have bad news and even worse news. The bad news is that it’s Vice President Pence’s urine. This infuriates the President, who then asks what could be worse than that.
The Secret Service informs them that it’s Melania’s handwriting.
It's always nice to know that someone is thinking about you.
Especially while they're masturbating!
No truer words...
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.