RE: joke time
July 21, 2019 at 11:12 pm
(This post was last modified: July 22, 2019 at 12:09 am by Haipule.)
(July 21, 2019 at 10:39 pm)Fireball Wrote:E: joke time(July 21, 2019 at 8:38 pm)Haipule Wrote: I've told that joke before here but is was Bill Clinton--Al Gore's urine and Hilary's handwriting. I think that joke originated with Jimmy Carter or Richard Nixon. Anyway, I think it's hilarious!
It's always nice to know that someone is thinking about you.
Especially while they're masturbating!
No truer words...
Gotta link?
December 8, 2017 at 2:26 am
(fake) CNN: It snowed on the eastern seaboard last night and the first family awoke and were shocked to find the words "FUCK TRUMP" urinated on the white house lawn.
The FBI investigated and found it was Al Frankens urine but, it was in Rosie O'Donnell's handwriting.
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I musta done the Bill Clinton one on another thread
(July 21, 2019 at 11:12 pm)Haipule Wrote:Page 222 of Joke Time(July 21, 2019 at 10:39 pm)Fireball Wrote: Gotta link?E: joke time
December 8, 2017 at 2:26 am
(fake) CNN: It snowed on the eastern seaboard last night and the first family awoke and were shocked to find the words "FUCK TRUMP" urinated on the white house lawn.
The FBI investigated and found it was Al Frankens urine but, it was in Rosie O'Donnell's handwriting.
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I musta done the Bill Clinton one on another thread
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.