The day after his 18th birthday a guy arrives at school with a big smile on his face. His friend approaches him and says "You look really happy." "I am really happy," says the first guy. "Why's that?" asks the second. "Last night I lost my virginity!" "Bullshit!" says the second guy. "I don't believe you." "Just ask your sister!" says the first guy.
"But I don't have a sister!" says the second guy.
"You might in 9 months."
"But I don't have a sister!" says the second guy.
"You might in 9 months."
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.