-No Irishman is ever truly drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.
-What's Irish foreplay? 'Brace yerself, Molly...'
Boru
-What's Irish foreplay? 'Brace yerself, Molly...'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson