Young Arab, stumbling across the desert, spots something sort of shiny. He goes to it, picks it up, and realizes that it is a lantern. Buffs it with his sleeve, and a Jewish genie appears, and is miffed. "You have three wishes", he says. The Arab cries out, "I want 100 oil wells, overflowing with oil!". Up spring 100 oil wells, and oil is running everywhere. Arab says, I want 100 Cadillacs!", and a line of Cadillacs appears. He then screams, "I want the tip of my penis to drag the sand!". The genie pulls out a sword and cuts the Arab's legs short.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.