(January 10, 2020 at 8:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was giving a patient an exam and said to him, “You’re going to have to stop masturbating.”
He replied, “To alleviate my heart condition?”
I said, “No, because I’m trying to examine you.”
Didn't you learn that "two-finger-swat", in Med School? I remember asking a Corpsman when I was in the Navy about what they do when a guy gets an erection (I was getting shaved for appendix surgery- probably not a good time, since he was using a straight razor). He told me that they are trained to whack it with two fingers and it'll go away, right quick.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.