RE: joke time
January 11, 2020 at 10:22 am
(This post was last modified: January 11, 2020 at 10:23 am by onlinebiker.)
(January 10, 2020 at 9:33 pm)Fireball Wrote:(January 10, 2020 at 8:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was giving a patient an exam and said to him, “You’re going to have to stop masturbating.”
He replied, “To alleviate my heart condition?”
I said, “No, because I’m trying to examine you.”
Didn't you learn that "two-finger-swat", in Med School? I remember asking a Corpsman when I was in the Navy about what they do when a guy gets an erection (I was getting shaved for appendix surgery- probably not a good time, since he was using a straight razor). He told me that they are trained to whack it with two fingers and it'll go away, right quick.
I started dating this cute redhead in high school. She owned a horse - a gelding.
I watched her getting the horse ready to ride - in English tack - with her dressed to match. She looked fantastic in the getup - tight pants and knee boots.
Apparently the gelding thought so too... He was getting a chubby.
She smacked it's dick with her riding crop.
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We quit dating soon after.