(February 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber...
Cucumbers are better than men because:
-Eight inch cucumbers are very common.
-Cucumbers don't lie about being eight inches.
-Cucumbers stay hard for days at a time.
-Cucumbers never get too excited too soon.
-Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist.
-Cucumbers don't pout if you have a headache.
-Cucumbers aren't allergic to your cat.
-Cucumbers don't flush the bog while you're in the shower.
Plenty more.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson