RE: joke time
March 27, 2020 at 6:46 pm
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2020 at 6:48 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Mrs. Jones notices that her 15 year old daughter has been looking and acting a little ‘off’, so she takes her to the doctor.
After their particulars are taken, the doctor asks what the trouble is. ‘It’s my Susan,’ says Mrs. Jones. ‘She been eating odd foods, gaining weight, and vomiting almost every morning.
The doctor instantly knows what the ‘trouble’ is, but goes through the formality of examining Susan. He then tells Mrs. Jones, ‘Nothing too serious - your daughter is pregnant, not ill.’
‘B-but that’s impossible!’ stammers Mrs. Jones. ‘My little girl is a virgin. Isn’t that right, Susan?’
‘Yes, Mum.’
‘Why, she’s never been alone with a boy, never even kissed a boy, and she’s CERTAINLY never had sex with a boy! Isn’t that right, Susan?’
‘Yes, Mum.’
At the point, the doctor stares at mother and daughter for a few seconds, the doctor gets up, walks across the office and stares out of the window.
After he’s been there for a few minutes, Mrs. Jones asks him what’s wrong.
‘Nothing at all, madam,’ says the doctor. ‘It’s just that the last time this happened, a new star appeared in the sky and three wise men showed up. I’ll be damned if I’ll miss it this time!!’
Boru
After their particulars are taken, the doctor asks what the trouble is. ‘It’s my Susan,’ says Mrs. Jones. ‘She been eating odd foods, gaining weight, and vomiting almost every morning.
The doctor instantly knows what the ‘trouble’ is, but goes through the formality of examining Susan. He then tells Mrs. Jones, ‘Nothing too serious - your daughter is pregnant, not ill.’
‘B-but that’s impossible!’ stammers Mrs. Jones. ‘My little girl is a virgin. Isn’t that right, Susan?’
‘Yes, Mum.’
‘Why, she’s never been alone with a boy, never even kissed a boy, and she’s CERTAINLY never had sex with a boy! Isn’t that right, Susan?’
‘Yes, Mum.’
At the point, the doctor stares at mother and daughter for a few seconds, the doctor gets up, walks across the office and stares out of the window.
After he’s been there for a few minutes, Mrs. Jones asks him what’s wrong.
‘Nothing at all, madam,’ says the doctor. ‘It’s just that the last time this happened, a new star appeared in the sky and three wise men showed up. I’ll be damned if I’ll miss it this time!!’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson