RE: joke time
March 30, 2020 at 3:21 pm
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2020 at 3:22 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Andrew is walking along the road when he meets his oldest and dearest friend.
‘Howaya, Andy?’
‘Not so well, Freddie, not so well at all.’
‘Whatever’s the trouble, then?
‘It’s me Bridget. It’s a week today since she passed.’
‘Mother of God, ye should have been after getting word to me. I’m your oldest mate! Now I feel turrible that I’ve missed the wake and the funeral.’
‘What’re ya talking about? The wake’s this very morning and the funeral will be in the afternoon.’
‘But you said she passed a week ago!’
‘She did, so. But when we married 35 years ago, we made a vow that one day, we’d have enough laid by to enjoy a solid week of peace and quiet together. This is the first time she’s shut up in 35 years, and I’ll be damned if I was going to miss me chance.’
Boru
NB: The above joke is public domain. If anyone would like to copy/paste it without attribution, no legal action will be taken.
‘Howaya, Andy?’
‘Not so well, Freddie, not so well at all.’
‘Whatever’s the trouble, then?
‘It’s me Bridget. It’s a week today since she passed.’
‘Mother of God, ye should have been after getting word to me. I’m your oldest mate! Now I feel turrible that I’ve missed the wake and the funeral.’
‘What’re ya talking about? The wake’s this very morning and the funeral will be in the afternoon.’
‘But you said she passed a week ago!’
‘She did, so. But when we married 35 years ago, we made a vow that one day, we’d have enough laid by to enjoy a solid week of peace and quiet together. This is the first time she’s shut up in 35 years, and I’ll be damned if I was going to miss me chance.’
Boru
NB: The above joke is public domain. If anyone would like to copy/paste it without attribution, no legal action will be taken.
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson