RE: joke time
April 16, 2020 at 7:06 pm
(This post was last modified: April 16, 2020 at 7:07 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Two blokes are at the pub, and at about the fourth pint, one says to the other, ‘If you had to sleep with a man, who would it be?’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘Wellll...’
‘POOF!’
Boru
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘I wouldn’t.’
‘But if you had to.’
‘Wellll...’
‘POOF!’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson