Two drunks decide to visit the zoo and eventually stagger their way to the lion exhibit. While they’re watching those magnificent animals, a huge male lion saunters up to the enclosure and lets out a tremendous, ground-shaking roar.
The first drunk says, ‘Fookin’ ‘ell!’ And tries to run off. His mate grabs him by the coat and says, ‘You can’t leave now - the picture’s just started!’
Boru
The first drunk says, ‘Fookin’ ‘ell!’ And tries to run off. His mate grabs him by the coat and says, ‘You can’t leave now - the picture’s just started!’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson