'I came out of my house a few days ago and there was a man's shoe lying in the road. Just the one shoe. The next day, the shoe was still there, along with a man's shirt. Today, the shoe and the shirt were there, along with a pair of man's pants. I think some woman is breaking up with her bloke very, very slowly. In a month, there should be a complete wardrobe with a severed cock on top.' - Sarah Millican
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson