(June 16, 2020 at 11:57 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:(June 16, 2020 at 11:27 am)Brian37 Wrote: This is not my joke, just repeating what I just saw on twitter.
" What did the bartender say when Charles Dickens asked for Martiny?" "Olive or twist."
It is actually spelled martini. So, I understand how you are not a good speller, but how/why do you ignore the red squiggly line under words? I see that, of the suggestions for that word, martini is not amongst them. A google search of, "spell Martiny" yields these results:
https://www.google.com/search?q=spell+Ma...e&ie=UTF-8
The top one being the Merriam-Webster entry in the dictionary.
Everyone rides me on that, and believe me, I DO TRY.
But I am also not being paid for my posts like a professional news reporter or college professor. Nor when I post am I posting a PHD dissertation. I do try, but I am not going to kill myself over not being perfect. If I had the means to pay someone to check my spelling everyday, trust me, I would be far harder on myself then anyone here. But since nobody is getting paid, I cant kill myself over being flawed.