RE: joke time
July 20, 2020 at 7:18 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2020 at 7:20 pm by A. Secular Human.)
Three guys have been marooned on a deserted island for years.
One day, a gorgeous woman swims ashore, in a form-fitting wetsuit that leaves little to the imagination.
She says "I'm here to rescue you, but in the mean time, since you've been here such a long time, is there anything I can offer you, that you really miss?
The first guy says, "I'd like to celebrate...do you have any good Indica?"
The woman zips her wetsuit front down a little, and pulls out a baggie, papers and a Zippo for the grateful man.
The second guy says, "I'd like to celebrate with a drink of good whiskey!"
The woman zips her wetsuit down a little more, and pulls out a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue, a glass, and a couple of ice cubes to give to the grateful man.
The woman then turns to the third man, zips her wetsuit down to below her navel (showing no clothing beneath), and asks the third man in a quiet, husky voice "Want to play around?"
The third man jumps up and exclaims "NO WAY! You've got a set of golf clubs in there?"
One day, a gorgeous woman swims ashore, in a form-fitting wetsuit that leaves little to the imagination.
She says "I'm here to rescue you, but in the mean time, since you've been here such a long time, is there anything I can offer you, that you really miss?
The first guy says, "I'd like to celebrate...do you have any good Indica?"
The woman zips her wetsuit front down a little, and pulls out a baggie, papers and a Zippo for the grateful man.
The second guy says, "I'd like to celebrate with a drink of good whiskey!"
The woman zips her wetsuit down a little more, and pulls out a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue, a glass, and a couple of ice cubes to give to the grateful man.
The woman then turns to the third man, zips her wetsuit down to below her navel (showing no clothing beneath), and asks the third man in a quiet, husky voice "Want to play around?"
The third man jumps up and exclaims "NO WAY! You've got a set of golf clubs in there?"
Disappointing theists since 1968!