A new doctor is walking through an asylum talking to the patients.
He sees a man standing at attention with one hand tucked into his coat and asks, "And who are you?"
"I am the great emperor Napoleon!" says the patient.
"And who told you that?" the doctors asks.
"God told me!" the patient proclaims proudly.
Another voice crops up from a nearby bed and says, "No I didn't!"
He sees a man standing at attention with one hand tucked into his coat and asks, "And who are you?"
"I am the great emperor Napoleon!" says the patient.
"And who told you that?" the doctors asks.
"God told me!" the patient proclaims proudly.
Another voice crops up from a nearby bed and says, "No I didn't!"
Dying to live, living to die.