RE: joke time
July 31, 2020 at 5:50 am
(This post was last modified: July 31, 2020 at 5:51 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a zoophile, a necrophile and a pyromaniac are sitting together at the asylum.
The zoophile says, 'Let's have sex with a cat.'
The sadist says, 'Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it.'
The murderer says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it and then kill it.'
The necrophile says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again.'
The pyromaniac says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and burn it.'
The masochist says, 'Meow.'
Boru
The zoophile says, 'Let's have sex with a cat.'
The sadist says, 'Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it.'
The murderer says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it and then kill it.'
The necrophile says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again.'
The pyromaniac says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and burn it.'
The masochist says, 'Meow.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson