Her: ‘What are you doing??’
Him (puzzled): ‘Having a cup of coffee. What’s wrong?’
Her: ‘We’ve been trying to conceive - you know the doctor told you that caffeine can affect sperm count and motility! You can’t drink coffee while we’re trying to make a baby!’
Him: ‘Oh, I dunno. I’m pretty coordinated.’
Boru
Him (puzzled): ‘Having a cup of coffee. What’s wrong?’
Her: ‘We’ve been trying to conceive - you know the doctor told you that caffeine can affect sperm count and motility! You can’t drink coffee while we’re trying to make a baby!’
Him: ‘Oh, I dunno. I’m pretty coordinated.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson