A man is headed home home, he gets stuck in traffic. After about 10 minutes, there is a knock on his window. He rolls it down:
Driver: "What's going on?"
Stranger: "A terrorist group has seized the first family. They are demanding 500 million dollars, or they will douse them in gasoline, and set them on fire we are accepting donations."
Driver: "How much is everyone donating? "
Stranger: "About 1/2 a gallon."
Driver: "What's going on?"
Stranger: "A terrorist group has seized the first family. They are demanding 500 million dollars, or they will douse them in gasoline, and set them on fire we are accepting donations."
Driver: "How much is everyone donating? "
Stranger: "About 1/2 a gallon."