RE: joke time
October 24, 2020 at 1:09 am
(This post was last modified: October 24, 2020 at 1:51 am by Fake Messiah.)
Crocodile Dundee came to the Vatican and said: "Bloody oath! This is the meanest swamp ever!"
T 1000 came to the Vatican and said: "Wtf? Even I can't be this duplicitous."
Darth Vader came to the Vatican, dropped on his knees and said: "I am a master in my galaxy, but here I am just a mere padawan. Please teach me your dark evil ways so that I can be even more evil."
Godzilla came to the Vatican, started eating buildings but then gave up saying: "These buildings taste too much like little babies. I am not evil enough to have that taste in my mouth."
Hannibal Lecter came to the Vatican and said: "Jeez! I eat human flesh but they do it here every day, and even make buildings in praise of eating human flesh! That's too sick. I better get out of here."
Nurse Ratched came to the Vatican and said: "Ok, I deal with mental sickos all day long and torture them to death or to healing, but there is no amount of electricity for electric shocks and no amount of drugs I could ram to these sick fucks."
Emmanuelle comes to Vatican and makes a PG movie because nobody fucks women in the Vatican.
Peter Pan comes to Vatican but can't fly there because there are no happy thoughts for children in the Vatican, only for old pedos.
T 1000 came to the Vatican and said: "Wtf? Even I can't be this duplicitous."
Darth Vader came to the Vatican, dropped on his knees and said: "I am a master in my galaxy, but here I am just a mere padawan. Please teach me your dark evil ways so that I can be even more evil."
Godzilla came to the Vatican, started eating buildings but then gave up saying: "These buildings taste too much like little babies. I am not evil enough to have that taste in my mouth."
Hannibal Lecter came to the Vatican and said: "Jeez! I eat human flesh but they do it here every day, and even make buildings in praise of eating human flesh! That's too sick. I better get out of here."
Nurse Ratched came to the Vatican and said: "Ok, I deal with mental sickos all day long and torture them to death or to healing, but there is no amount of electricity for electric shocks and no amount of drugs I could ram to these sick fucks."
Emmanuelle comes to Vatican and makes a PG movie because nobody fucks women in the Vatican.
Peter Pan comes to Vatican but can't fly there because there are no happy thoughts for children in the Vatican, only for old pedos.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"