My wife told me that I needed to get in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car and then ignored her all day for no reason.
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Text exchange:
'Honey, the car is running hot. What should I do?'
'Tell the car you have a headache.'
Boru
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Text exchange:
'Honey, the car is running hot. What should I do?'
'Tell the car you have a headache.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson