RE: joke time
December 25, 2020 at 6:50 pm
(This post was last modified: December 25, 2020 at 6:59 pm by vulcanlogician.)
(December 21, 2020 at 7:03 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Betty White used to be known as 'Betty Grey', but then she *was defeated by* the Balrog and was reborn.
Boru
FTFY
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What did the Tibetan monk say when he saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine?
"I can't believe it's not Buddha."
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A mathematician And an engineer decided to take part in an experiment.
They were both put in a room and at the other end was a naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said that every 30 seconds they could travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician stormed off, calling it pointless. The engineer was still in. The mathematician said “Don’t you see? You’ll never get close enough to actually reach her.” The engineer replied, “So? I’ll be close enough for all practical purposes.”