A man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they lie and decides to test it at the family dinner that night.
"What did you do today?" he asks his son.
"I was doing homework," the boy replies.
The robot slaps him.
"Okay. I was at Bill's place watching movies!"
"Which movie?" The father asks.
"Toy Story," the boy responds.
The robot slaps him.
"Fine! We were watching porn!"
"When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Says the father angrily.
The robot slaps him.
The mother laughs, "Well, he's certainly your son!"
The robot slaps her.
*Robot for sale*
"What did you do today?" he asks his son.
"I was doing homework," the boy replies.
The robot slaps him.
"Okay. I was at Bill's place watching movies!"
"Which movie?" The father asks.
"Toy Story," the boy responds.
The robot slaps him.
"Fine! We were watching porn!"
"When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Says the father angrily.
The robot slaps him.
The mother laughs, "Well, he's certainly your son!"
The robot slaps her.
*Robot for sale*
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