111: 'What is your emergency?'
Dog: 'My human has been missing for 1.2 seconds.'
111: 'Have you tried eating the couch?'
Boru
Dog: 'My human has been missing for 1.2 seconds.'
111: 'Have you tried eating the couch?'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson