A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and says, "You remind me of my little toe."
She smiles and asks, "Why? Is it because I'm petite, cute, and delicate?"
"No," he replies, "It's because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table about midnight."
She smiles and asks, "Why? Is it because I'm petite, cute, and delicate?"
"No," he replies, "It's because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table about midnight."
Dying to live, living to die.