RE: joke time
March 11, 2021 at 6:54 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2021 at 8:21 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A man is walking home late one night when a woman steps out of a dark alley and husks, ‘Up for it, sport? Just 20 quid.’
He agrees and while they’re going at it in the alley, a policeman shines his torch on the proceedings and says, ‘What’s going on here?’
Indignantly, the man says, ‘I’ll have you know, constable, that I happen to be making love to my wife!’
‘Oh, sorry sir...I didn’t realize.’
‘Truth be told, neither did I until you shined that light in her face.’
Boru
He agrees and while they’re going at it in the alley, a policeman shines his torch on the proceedings and says, ‘What’s going on here?’
Indignantly, the man says, ‘I’ll have you know, constable, that I happen to be making love to my wife!’
‘Oh, sorry sir...I didn’t realize.’
‘Truth be told, neither did I until you shined that light in her face.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson