RE: joke time
March 20, 2021 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2021 at 6:40 pm by The Valkyrie.)
An Irishman buys a chainsaw.
A couple of days later, he returns to the shop, throws the chainsaw on the table, and says, "I want my money back. The ad says you can cut down 60 trees a day, but I only manage 40 a day!"
The service man says, "let's take a look". He pulls the string and the chainsaw starts up, "vrrrrrrrrrr".
The customer is shocked, "what the fuck's that noise?"
A couple of days later, he returns to the shop, throws the chainsaw on the table, and says, "I want my money back. The ad says you can cut down 60 trees a day, but I only manage 40 a day!"
The service man says, "let's take a look". He pulls the string and the chainsaw starts up, "vrrrrrrrrrr".
The customer is shocked, "what the fuck's that noise?"
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