A bear walks into a pub and tells the barman, ‘I’ll have a whiskey and.......................soda.’
‘Why the big pause?’
‘Dunno, I was born with them.’
Boru
‘Why the big pause?’
‘Dunno, I was born with them.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson