Q: What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A: A literalist takes things literally, and a kleptomaniac takes things - literally.
Boru
A: A literalist takes things literally, and a kleptomaniac takes things - literally.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson