A priest is making the rounds of his parishioner's homes when he sees a nun with a broken bicycle by the side of the road. He pulls over, finds he can't fix the bike, and offers the nun a lift back to the convent.
During the drive, the nun crossers her legs, causing her habit to shift and expose a bit of thigh. Overcome, the priest places his hand on her leg and gives a little squeeze. 'Father!', says the nun. 'Remember Luke 14:10!. The priest apologizes and removes his hand.
A little later on, he changes gears and his hand lands on her thigh again. 'Father!', she says. 'Remember Luke 14:10!'
They arrive at the convent, the nun thanks him and says, 'Don't forget, Father - Luke 14:10!'
Back at the vestry, the priest takes down his Bible and opens it to Luke 14:10, where he reads,
Boru
During the drive, the nun crossers her legs, causing her habit to shift and expose a bit of thigh. Overcome, the priest places his hand on her leg and gives a little squeeze. 'Father!', says the nun. 'Remember Luke 14:10!. The priest apologizes and removes his hand.
A little later on, he changes gears and his hand lands on her thigh again. 'Father!', she says. 'Remember Luke 14:10!'
They arrive at the convent, the nun thanks him and says, 'Don't forget, Father - Luke 14:10!'
Back at the vestry, the priest takes down his Bible and opens it to Luke 14:10, where he reads,
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson