RE: joke time
May 19, 2021 at 3:45 pm
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2021 at 3:50 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A man escapes from prison after 15 years and breaks into a house where he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him up. He then leans over the wife and kisses her neck. After about a minute of this, he disappears into bathroom and closes the door.
The husband takes advantage of this and desperately whispers to his wife, ‘That man is an escaped convict - just look at his clothes! He probably hasn’t seen a woman in years, and he won’t stop at kissing your neck. When he comes back, don’t resist. Do whatever he wants or he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey, and remember I love you!’
‘But he wasn’t kissing my neck,’ says the wife. He was whispering in my ear and asked if we had any Vaseline, so I told him it was in the bathroom.
‘Be strong, honey, and remember I love you!’
Boru
The husband takes advantage of this and desperately whispers to his wife, ‘That man is an escaped convict - just look at his clothes! He probably hasn’t seen a woman in years, and he won’t stop at kissing your neck. When he comes back, don’t resist. Do whatever he wants or he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey, and remember I love you!’
‘But he wasn’t kissing my neck,’ says the wife. He was whispering in my ear and asked if we had any Vaseline, so I told him it was in the bathroom.
‘Be strong, honey, and remember I love you!’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson