Reminds me of:
A wife asks, ‘What would you like for breakfast?’ and hubby says, ‘Cold coffee, burnt toast, over-cooked eggs, and under-done bacon.’
‘I can’t serve you food like that!’
‘Why not? You did yesterday.’
Boru
A wife asks, ‘What would you like for breakfast?’ and hubby says, ‘Cold coffee, burnt toast, over-cooked eggs, and under-done bacon.’
‘I can’t serve you food like that!’
‘Why not? You did yesterday.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson