A man is applying for a job at his local post office, and is being interviewed.
'Do you have any allergies?'
'Yes, I can't drink coffee.'
'I see. Any disabilities?'
'Yes, I did two tours in Iraq, and an IED took off both of my testicles.'
'Oh, dear, I'm awful sorry. However, that's good news for your application. Your military experience gains you five points, and as a disabled veteran, you get another ten. The job is yours.'
'That's grand! When do I start?'
'Well, our hours are from 8:00 til 4:00. Be here at 10:00 tomorrow and plan on coming at the same time every day after that.'
'Wait - if you start at 8:00, why will I be coming in at 10:00?'
'Mate, this is a government job. We spend the first two hours of every day drinking coffee and scratching our balls. Not much point in you showing up for that.'
Boru
'Do you have any allergies?'
'Yes, I can't drink coffee.'
'I see. Any disabilities?'
'Yes, I did two tours in Iraq, and an IED took off both of my testicles.'
'Oh, dear, I'm awful sorry. However, that's good news for your application. Your military experience gains you five points, and as a disabled veteran, you get another ten. The job is yours.'
'That's grand! When do I start?'
'Well, our hours are from 8:00 til 4:00. Be here at 10:00 tomorrow and plan on coming at the same time every day after that.'
'Wait - if you start at 8:00, why will I be coming in at 10:00?'
'Mate, this is a government job. We spend the first two hours of every day drinking coffee and scratching our balls. Not much point in you showing up for that.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson