That last stretch reminds me of a lousy joke...unworthy of a thread like this, but...
Guy comes home early from work...and discovers his wife in bed with his best friend.
He berates her. "How could you do this to me. And with Henry, a guy I thought was my best friend. We've been married for almost 30 years...and now this! I've given you every thing you've ever wanted...a big house, expensive car, the finest clothes. What will our children think when they find out?"
"And you, Henry, you should at least have the decency to stop while I am talking."
Guy comes home early from work...and discovers his wife in bed with his best friend.
He berates her. "How could you do this to me. And with Henry, a guy I thought was my best friend. We've been married for almost 30 years...and now this! I've given you every thing you've ever wanted...a big house, expensive car, the finest clothes. What will our children think when they find out?"
"And you, Henry, you should at least have the decency to stop while I am talking."