(August 11, 2021 at 7:08 am)Darinda Wrote: Guy calls in sick, telling his boss that he has an incredibly bad headache. His boss said, “I understand. However, when I have a bad headache, I make love with my wife and it goes away – you should try it.”
Two hours later he shows up for work and the boss says, “I see you tried it and it seems to have worked!”
“Yes, thank you,” he replied. “And by the way, you have a beautiful house.”
Reminds me of the old standard:
‘I just don’t hold with all this modern bundling and canoodling! I certainly never slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?’
‘I don’t know - what was her maiden name?’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson